Where else but in America can a company whose only purpose in life is “providing alibis and excused absences as well as assistance with a variety of sensitive issues” exist?
They even have a convenient price list.
Breaking up a relationship starts at only $35. That comes with “Live Operator Support”.
This company saddens me. People are going to forget the lost art of lying on the spot. What will we do when children can’t lie to their teachers about why they don’t have their homework done? Or how about when you’re trying to explain to someone why you didn’t get home until 5am last night?
