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Found this on my door the other day.  I’m glad someone took the time to waste some paper and ink to give me more crazy propoganda.  Sorry, but even though some of this stuff is factual (bin Laden was at least getting CIA support during the Afghan-Soviet war), it doesn’t mean we can just go spouting other random nonsense.  I’d want to see this "factual review" published in a peer reviewed journal, or at least reviewed, by an independent panel.  "Oh no, but the man will buy the panel".  Yeah, thats why "he" is "the man".  If "the man" is so badass, he should have shut this stuff down before it got out.

However, should this "the man" actually be the "Burning Man", then my
apologies.  Perhaps next year I will visit you again you desert loving
freak.

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In order to promote bipartisanship and understanding between Republicans and Democrats, I hereby link you to:

The Republican Dictionary

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How dumb do they think we are?
Thanks Google News for finding this, I know you’re not a person, but you rock

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Now they give you a Firefox extension where you can send arbitrary text to your cellphone. This is sweet, easy to send shopping lists, directions, etc etc. That sounds hella useful.

Google Send to Phone

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Money can really buy happiness.  Look at this: a perfectly silent, HDTV Media Center setup with 1 terabyte of storage and 4 separate TV tuners.  Hot damn that’s beautiful.

Niveus Media’s new Denali Limited Edition HDTV Media Center PC

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Being drunk is sorta fun.  You almost feel like you can take the world.  ALMOST.  Usually you’re just being a dick to those around you.  It happens to everyone.  But don’t fuck with a bear when you’re drunk.  They don’t care that you think you’re charming.

A drunk man who fought with a bear in a zoo in Ukraine has been seriously injured.

The
man and his friend, also drunk, went to the zoo in the Ukrainian city
of Cherkassy. After attempting to tease some monkeys, they went to the
bear’s open-air cage, the Newsru.Com web agency reported.

One of
the drunks, 22, decided to show his strength and jumped over the gate
and pretended to be a trainer. In response, the bear weighing 270
kilograms struck the man. The drunk, however, started to kick the bear
but the animal hit the man again and again.

After a female bear
appeared at the scene, a passing pedestrian managed to pull the drunk
back to a safe spot, the agency reported.

The attacker was rushed to hospital in a grave condition.

Bear Brawl

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Bullshit you say?  Nope, legit:

Schmidt has also roamed the desert at the Burning Man art festival in Nevada, and is an avid amateur pilot.

Hail Burning Man

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Google Earth is once again available for download. Haul ass, this program is sweet and puts ALL other mapping programs to shame.

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Yeah, no shit Onion, I found out about this "Midwest" too.  I always thought it was just empty ground between the East and West coasts

"The Midwestern Aborigines are ruddy, generally heavy-set folk, clad in plain, non-designer costumery," Eldred said. "They tend to live in simple, one-story dwellings whose interiors are decorated with Hummels and ‘Bless This House’ needlepoint wall-hangings. And though coarse and unattractive, these simple people were rather friendly, offering us quaint native fare such as ‘hotdish’ and ‘casserole.’"

The Onion | ‘Midwest’ Discovered Between East And West Coasts

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